Mint authority open. LP not locked. Back to class.
Hall Monitor is the audit desk for meme tokens on Solana. Launchpads let a token graduate the bonding curve; we stand at the hallway door and ask for papers before it enters a retail app. We scan program and mint, verify liquidity after graduation, inspect wallet distribution, then issue a dossier with evidence that retail apps embed straight into their flow. No black-box score. No advice. Three verdicts only: pass, fail, no papers — each with transaction signatures and addresses you can re-check yourself.
Meme narrative · measured
Four checkpoints. One verdict.
Verdict = heaviest card. Any red card → FAIL. No red, a yellow while bonding → PENDING. Missing data on any card → NO PAPERS. Four ticks → PASS. There is no composite score; integrators set thresholds per card.
Latest dossiers
All {{ totalReports }} dossiers →Program & mint scanner
Reads authorities, not promises. Mint authority open. Freeze authority not revoked. Transfer fee adjustable. Program still upgradeable. Metadata still mutable. Every finding is bound to an address and an authority. If we say fail, open an explorer and see why.
Report API & widget
Look up by mint address. Get cards, levels, and evidence as transaction signature plus address. Versioned schema; it will not shift under your feet. No composite score — the display threshold is your decision. An iframe widget if you don't want to build UI.
Onchain attestation
Live today: every report is canonicalised, hashed with SHA-256 and signed with the desk's Ed25519 key, and the verifier re-checks both in your browser. Next: the hash goes to Solana through an append-only registry program — until it is deployed the dossier says NOT DEPLOYED instead of pretending.

